Seamstress

Rolls advanced ponchos via Poncho Blueprints. Advanced ponchos come with randomized stats and a permanent color.

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First advanced poncho — 800 moola, no blueprint needed (requires a base poncho from the General Store)
Further ponchos use a Poncho Blueprint
Stats total 10 across three categories (each +1 = 1% boost)
Legendary ponchos roll rarely from blueprints (15-point cap, 50% more stats)

!Update 2.021.06.2026

UPDATE 2.0 IS OUT! Major changes: - added 3 new stands: Tusk Act 4, Ball Breaker, Six Pistols - added Love Train - added Vampire and obtainment (FIGURE IT OUT) - added Seasons - added Meteor showers and an Astronomer NPC - added a new Questline to Gyro for Super spin that Ballbreaker and Tusk users can get - ADDED 2 NEW SECRET BOSSES - added Wrecking Ball, Wekapipo spawns in the winters and you get it through him - added 2 new guns - added Stand Discs - Made Khnum Unobtainable - added 14 new cards: Equinophobia, Strong Liver, Steady Hands, Wrecking Ball, FAUX: Wrecking Ball, Victory Crawl, Master Archer, Winning Streak, Master Angler, Pyromaniac, Merfolk, One With Nature, Plunder Shot, Master Practitioner - added 3 new quests - added 2 new fishing drops - added outfits: Pocoloco, Hot Pants, Johnny Joestar, Priest, Nun, Wekapipo, Dramaturgy, Episode, Guillotine Cutter, Funny Valentine - added Nun Headdress hat - Killer Queen refresh (Chop explosion rework, one bomb at a time, bomb transfer, shrapnel interactions, faster Stray Cat bubble, reworked SHA) - added Hierophant Green T move - added 3 new skins: The Hand The World, Monochromatic The Hand, Nature D4C (Mint D4C rework) - all Purple Haze skins now have unique smoke colors - added lag compensation for guns (EXTREMELY GOOD) - low vfx mode added Minor changes: - tonic master now increases the tonic cap from purchasing tonic - disabled spawn switching after death - bait is now stackable - added the option to buy multiple bait at once - reduced price of bait [15 → 10] - stand rerolls no longer reset tiers - added Mayor statue at Ridge B. County - removed B keybind for blocking with fists (only F to block now) - trading tusk2, tusk3 or tusk4 will now turn it into tusk1 - reduced flame arrow base damage [20-40 → 14-28] - spin limb break and damage now depends on how charged the spin bar is - steel ball damage now affected by stand debuff (-15% humanoid, -5% non-humanoid) - increased sale price of rusty mares leg [200 -> 225] - added specialty to stats display Bug fixes: - fixed ocular prowess highlighting NPCs - fixed bait not being removed on use - fixed manga KC donut allowing immediate attack after landing - fixed stand pilot recall not working when above the stand - fixed stand pilot recall movement being buggy - fixed quest completed sfx on closed chest - fixed dynamite arrow sound being global - fixed current session data not saving sometimes - fixed ocular prowess lasting forever sometimes - fixed ocular prowess not activating sometimes - fixed beatdowns allowing movestack - fixed purple haze poison cloud lingering after poison ends - fixed kill streak visual not appearing on rejoin - fixed target position lagging for steel balls - fixed being able to charge spin while stunned - fixed khnum changing size of tools - fixed tusk aim not working - fixed ridge b hotel spawns being bugged - fixed being able to use arrow on golden experience - fixed spin movestacking

Patch2026-05-31

Weapon Changes - Mauser limb damage can now be triggered, damage lowered slightly. - Dual Derringers damage raised, new torso damage gimmick. - Malcolm 70 minimum damage buffed. Standless Buffs - Quick Draw less cooldown. - Boy With Fists more damage (10 dmg a punch). - Show Me A Good Time 12% less stamina drain. - Lungshot ~9% buff. - Secret Technique slightly faster. Khnum Buffs - Large: gives damage boost for fists and sabre. - Small: gives speed boost. Magicians Red Refresh - Lingering flames added to Crossfire Hurricane. - Roundhouse Kick flames on flammable materials. - Overall buffs. Nerfs - Tusk Nail Leap and Glide longer cooldowns. - The Hand Accelerate cooldown increased. Pull does not go through walls as easily. - The World Kick Barrage nerfed. Content - Beards added, buy at barber. - Console keybinds improved.

Patch2026-05-30

PATCH + MANDOM REWIND NOT REWINDING YOUR POSITION IS FIXED + CHOCOLATE DISCO ANTICHEAT ONE SHOT TECH IS FIXED + KING CRIMSON EPITAPH TELEPORT IS FIXED + MANGA KING CRIMSON MOVES FIXED (MIGHT NOT BE 100% FIXED, HOPEFULLY IT IS) + CTR USING MOVES OUTSIDE OF RAIN FIXED + OH LONESOME ME KILLING THE USER IS FIXED + HEY YA SPEED BOOST ON HIGH SPEED BUILDS KILLING THE USER IS FIXED - tusk aiming bug fix delayed because tusk is still being worked on, don't want to interefere w/ any changes yet.

!Update 1.9.52026-05-20

UPDATE 1.9.5 Major changes: - added Hermit Purple Rework - added 1 skin for Tusk - added basic cape and US flag cape designs for advanced poncho - limbs are now permanently removed for humans (unless healed by Crazy Diamond or Golden Experience), only The Hand can remove limbs - added 3 new cards - Light Sleeper - Focused Jockey - Headhunter - reworked FleshAutomaton card (it now gives you 3 grace shots before you are knocked down and start exploding) Minor changes: - KC time erase range for background parts now scales with graphics level as well - slightly improved performance on KC time erase - tonicmaster now doubles the tonic cap [5 -> 10] - changed 20cb summon sound Bug fixes: - fixed KC time erase breaking if graphics level is set to automatic - fixed banjo not being in shop - fixed tonicmaster bypassing the tonic cap - fixed buying items using the old utility cap and moving a random utility item to storage - fixed mud witch showing 2 or 3 of the same tarot card - fixed khnum's smallest size being 80% instead of 60% - fixed dogbane herbs being hard to drop - fixed hermit purple ivy skin having collision Hermit rework T- Silent tether you silently place a tether on your mouse pos (character or the ground) if you do it on the ground, press T again to activate it and trip anyone that touches the vine if you press T on a character, then do the ground close up, you will bind them so they cant walk away too far from there, if you do it afar, you will make the character slam to the object you made them go towards (same with char binding character) G- barrel throw, very simple, you throw a barrel, you can shoot this barrel to explode it

!Update 1.82026-05-10

UPDATE 1.8 Major changes: - added Khnum and Oh Lonesome Me - added Bank Robberies - added an NPC for switching teams (outlaw -> inlaw & inlaw -> outlaw) - added an NPC to change your hat design - made hat designs permanent - added 20 new hat designs - added fire arrows for bow (they inflict burn and can ignite gasoline puddles) - buffed dual derringers ammo (StartStoredAmmo: 16 -> 32, MaxStoredAmmo: 36 -> 48) - buffed sabre damage (Damage: 12 -> 15, FinalHitDamage: 14 -> 17) - extended server size (25 -> 30) - added new cards - Main Character Syndrome - FAUX: Main Character Syndrome - Violent Tendencies - FAUX: Violent Tendencies Minor changes: - added username display for rokakaka trades - visually reworked mud witch - added the ability to take your hat off - added 1 new outfit - added mayor title for the mayor - added x2 storage gamepass - gamepasses are now visible in ingame store Bug fixes: - fixed roka trading being able to increase your age to absurd numbers (both ages will cap at 85 when trading) - fixed tree leaves having collision after respawning - fixed fishing dogbane herb cap being 10 instead of 20 - fixed tree chopping not having a cap on dogbane herbs - fixed piloted stands being able to hit themselves - fixed silver bullet count not updating upon using silver arrows - fixed golden s&w barrage breaking the stand